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Old May 17, 2011, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #941
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*calls a physician*
*has him sow me back together on the spot*
*orders beers for me and the doc*
*kicks back*
*enjoys music, drinks & show (where's dinner?)*
*casually throws bolas in the general direction of the bar*
*knocks over the drink Jun just ordered for Slayer*
"Just as planned!" [insert evil laugh here]
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Old May 18, 2011, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #942
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*Junato casts Low intel on Bobby*
*Bobbi's intelligence has lowered by 5*
*Low intel could not be executed, Bobbi's intelligence is at minimum lvl*

So:
*Bobbi brings out his fat wallet and pays for a round of tequila shots for everyone*
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Old May 19, 2011, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #943
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*smiles, drooling a little*
*"dunno why Jun is waving so weird"*
*"wonder if he knows I pissed in the tequila bottle?"*
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Old May 19, 2011, 12:41 PM // 12:41   #944
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*Bobbi drinks his own piss*
*Smells tequila, "Damn Bobbi? Are you pregnant, because your piss smells funny?"*
*Throws the bottle at Bobby*
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Old May 19, 2011, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #945
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*has sworn off tequila since the fire incident at Mardi Gras '06*
*wonders what Jun thinks I'm drinking?*
*catch bottle with face*
*takes nap*
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Old May 20, 2011, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #946
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*Looks at bar and says, "Well that was fun*
*Leaves bar, a grenade drops from jacket without pin*
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #947
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*throws a drunk ewok on top of the grenade*
*sits down at a table in the corner*





just realized I the previous post was from 4 months ago, sorry
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #948
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*looks up*
*sips beer*
*grunts*
*sips beer*

It is okay, if we wanted the thread to do we would close it
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Old Sep 11, 2011, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #949
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*Farts*
*Sips Beer*
*Stares at the tele*
*Sips Beer*
*Burps*
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Old Sep 27, 2011, 03:54 AM // 03:54   #950
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*walks in and shoots jun in the back of the head*
*takes his seat*
*sips his beer*
*says: "this beer tastes like shit"*
*smashes Pwnd in the face with it*
*says: "I Pwnd u"*
*walks out*
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Old Sep 27, 2011, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #951
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*walks in*
*releases army of chocobos*
*sits down on the closest chair*
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Old Sep 27, 2011, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #952
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*Looks at jun*
*Says to "The only warrior": you killed jun my friend"*
*Raises beer, pour some beer on the floor to respect jun*
*Farts*
*Watches the tele*
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Old Feb 04, 2012, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #953
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*crashes through wall, slowly wakes up and limps towards the jukebox*
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Old Feb 12, 2012, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #954
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*British Accent* Ello Chap... Did you like the fall?
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Old Feb 23, 2012, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #955
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*walks in*
*dramatic close up of eyes looking around the room*
*walk towards bar*
*trips and falls through floor*
*lands on chuck norris*
*Says: "Thank You Chuck Norris."*
*Chuck says: "No Warrior, Thank You."*
*Thumbs Up*
*Wonders how this is effecting the Bar above*
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Old Feb 23, 2012, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #956
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*Resets the black hole Bar fight*
<*Zelda sound effects*>
*Junato the barkeep: What will it be...*
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Old Feb 25, 2012, 01:21 PM // 13:21   #957
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*orders an Rupie Froth*
*pays with bow stolen from the merchant in Link's Awakening*
*is electrified to death*
*restarts with 3 hearts*
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Old Feb 26, 2012, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #958
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*orders a dry martini, in a deep champagne goblet, three measure of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken, not stirred*

*Beats everyone with the luckiest bull---- all in*

*Starts another fight*
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Old May 17, 2012, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #959
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*Finally reaches the jukebox*
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Old May 18, 2012, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #960
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*glares at rhodo*
*loads explosive tipped crossbow and points it at him*
*waits for him to play something gay....itchy trigger finger...*
Meanwhile....
*Uses Phoenix Down on Bar Fight Thread*
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